Gimme That Old Time Religion
It's Good Enough for Me !


Oh gimme that old time religion,
Gimme that Old time religion,
Gimme that Old time religion,
It's good enough for me.

Oh, we'll worship like the Druids,
Drinking strange fermented fluids,
And run naked through the woods;
It's good enough for me.

There'll be lots of pagan lovin'
When we're meeting in our coven.
Quit your pushin' and your shovin',
And leave room enough for me!

Oh, those Christian folks are hummin'
'Couse they say their God is Comin'
Well, our God's come two times tonight
And Our Goddess at least three.

There are those that practice Voodoo,
There are those who practice Hoodoo;
I know I do, I hope You-doo
And it's good enough for me!

We'll be met by Aphrodite;
She'll be out there in her nighty.
Though she's kind-a wild and frighty
She's good enough for me.

Oh we'll worship Zarathustra,
Yes, we'll worship like we used ta.
I'm a Zarathustra boosta
And it's good enough for me.

When ol' Gerald got it going,
When ol' Gerald got it going,
All that hiding turned to showing
And that's good enough for me.

It was good enough for Sappho,
With her lady on her lap, Oh !
She put Lesbos on the map, Oh !
And that's good enough for me.

Those of us that worship Isis,
Know she's real good in a crisis.
Leave us to our own devise-ees
And that's good enough for me.

There are those who when they've got E-
Normous problems that are knotty
Just refer them to Hecate
And that's good enough for me.

Well the Japanese have Shinto;
And who knows what else they're into
But it helped outsell the Pinto
Then that's good enough for me.

Let us not forget dear Pan;
Come on Pagans give a hand;
Have a party and a jam
And that's good enough for me.

Oh, we'll worship little Bacchus;
As a lad he was quite raucous.
That is pretty silly-akkus
But, it's good enough for me.

Oh, Thor, He has a mighty hammer,
Oh, Thor, He has a mighty hammer,
And He'll hit you quite a slammer
But, that's good enough for me.

It was good enough for Loki;
We all think he's okey-dokey;
Tho' he thinks that Thor's quite hokey,
Still, he's good enough for me.

Thanks to great Quetzalcoatl
And the sacred Axalotl
For the gift of Chocolotl
And, that's good enough for me.

Thanks to great Quetzalcoatl
For the gift of Chocolotl
Whether coldtl or pipping hotl
It's good enough for me.)

We will all soon reach Nirvana;
Guess that's better than Habana;
Take a left turn at Urbana
And that's good enough for me.

We will sing a verse for Hermes,
Yes, we'll drink a toast to Hermes,
He will cure us of our germies
And that's good enough for me.

There was once, so I heard tell, a
Bright and promising young fella';
Gave his all to serve Cavella
And, that's good enough for me.

It was good enough for Thor;
I can hear his Thunder roar...
Or maybe it's just his snore...
But, it's good enough for me.

We will worship Aphrodite
As a lover she was mighty
And she didn't wear no nighty,
But, that's good enough for me.

Meeting at the witching hour,
By the bud and branch and flower,
Folks are raising up the Power
And, that's where I wanna be !

All praise be to Athena;
May her rituals get keena
Though she does sometimes get meana
Still, she's good enough for me.

Let us worship ol' Diana;
She's sure got one helluva manna;
Though we don't always plan ah-
Head, that's good enough for me.

Pat Robertson hates women
Gays and Pagans too are ah sinnin'
Let's make poppetts for some pinnin'
That's sure good enough for me.

It's no good for little Georgie;
It's no good for Georgie Porgie
Let's invite him to an orgy...
That's sure good enough for me !


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